I really struggle with all the pregnancy math. Depending on where you look, third trimester begins with week 27 (meaning each of the first two trimesters is 13 weeks and the third trimester is 14 weeks) or week 28 (making the second trimester the one with the “bonus” week). I’m going with the former because it makes me feel like I’ve hit a milestone.
This woman needs to feel like she hit a milestone other than “the last pair of pre-pregnancy cargo pants don’t fit because her butt is growing” and “once again, not fitting into any of her bras.”
So, third trimester it is!
According to my handy-dandy pregnancy week/ month reference post, I’ve also just begun my seventh month, to which I say HALLELUJAH. Again, a milestone, and more importantly something to make me feel less large. I’m five feet tall and have a short torso which is yes, totally what it sounds like, an excuse I tell myself when I feel icky and round because of all the weight I’ve gained, I admit it. I don’t even know how much weight as I don’t weigh myself regularly, but my butt is growing, people, and that only happens with some serious weight gain.
Also, being in third trimester and my seventh month means I have approximately three more months of the Pregnant Me life I’ve come to terms with but don’t enjoy. At dinner with my in-laws today, I joked that I could only eat three things… and as they quizzed me, I realized the joke wasn’t far from the truth.
This is how I stay functional:
- High-fiber cereal for breakfast. Cannot. Be. Skipped.
- Sandwich (no onions, no peppers, no pickles) for lunch. Sometimes I go crazy and get a plain salad instead, then eat some sardines or tuna for protein.
- Salad for dinner, sometimes even with some fried chicken on top, but not more than about three bites. Again, no onions, no peppers, no spice and light on the dressing.
With few deviations, this is how I live eat now. And it’s sad, but when I cheat, I feel terrible all night, and let’s be honest, I feel terrible most nights anyway. Why make it worse?
My stomach is clearly shrinking and I’ve found the need to ration my water drinking lest it bubble back up into my throat (gross, but I’m used to it). Today I got heartburn from a sip of Gatorade. And the oft-purported constant need to pee seems to have finally come to visit. (Also, the “no, I’m fine, I don’t have to go… OHMYGODIMIGHTPEEONMYSELF” transitions are here with a vengeance. I almost hugged the nice lady at Old Navy who let me cut in front of her in the bathroom line. Seriously, the kindness made me a little misty, but I was too focused on getting in and getting my pants down to pause for more than a, “Oh, bless you. THANK YOU!” as I zoomed past her.)
And, one last gripe: I have either pulled an abdominal muscle or my kiddo has kicked a bruise into my gut because I have an ache in one spot that won’t go away. Wow, it hurts – and not in a seriously scary painful way that means I need to call a doctor, but in a crap, that freaking hurts annoyance way.
Bright sides: my son is getting really strong and super active. Yesterday morning he woke me up by doing a series of flips over and over and over (another milestone: first woken up by my kid at the crack of dawn on a weekend). This morning when I rolled from one side to the other, he pushed his hard, round head up against my side until it was clearly visible and distorting my stomach.
I can’t help but think of whichever one of those vampire books describes her half-vampire fetus destroying her insides as it grows. My kid, thankfully, is all human so it’s mostly just discomfort. And pride. And a husband who asks, “Are you sure he’s all human?” when I mention this. Funny guy.
Almost all of our baby stuff is purchased and shoved in the nursery except one (ahem, CRIB, I’m talking about you). Research to-do’s are limited to daycare, bottles, and breastfeeding. (Which reminds me, must read that breastfeeding book I bought a month ago.) I’m fairly certain which sleep guidance book we’ll be using (more on that later). The nursery is (finally, mostly) painted and just needing a few things to be built (bookcases!) and that darned crib to get here.
This month I’ll need to lock down my maternity leave plan and the whole paid/ unpaid breakdown, decide which furniture is staying in the nursery and what should be sold, finish that breastfeeding book and organize my notes on what to remember for the first few weeks with baby. Also: rip up the floors in the kitchen, remove the cabinet doors and paint what’s left, and convince my husband to replace the counter and sink for me. Oh, and sign up for a birthing class.
The research should be a breeze while we’re at the beach. The rest? Well, it’ll get done.
Body:
Plump. I’m reminding myself constantly that this body is only temporary – and it’s nourishing my baby. But… bigger boobies, a very round tummy, and increasing awkwardness and (more) clumsiness are not so fun.
Soul:
Meh. It’s finally sinking in that soon we’ll be parents. Ack. I’m focusing on the fun stuff (we’ll get to travel with our kiddo!) and less on the scary stuff (what happens when we inevitably disagree on something?).
In general, I’d say I’m doing pretty well and other than the body stuff, am adjusting to a new normal. In my head, anyway.
Baby:
Kicky McKickerston. Wow. He’s growing stronger and more active every day, and it’s both awesome and really uncomfortable. We are less certain about his name than ever before but not worked up about it, a good thing. The debate continues….
Three. More. Months. (*happy sigh*)