- I’m still creeped out by birth videos.
- I don’t think newborns are cute; I think they look like little (conehead) aliens.
- I suspect I may call my son “the kiddo” forever.
- Birthing sounds still sound like sex sounds to me and remind me of that Friends episode where Phoebe won’t massage Monica anymore because she makes sex sounds.
- I have moments of nervous panic about having a kid of our own that make my gut clench and heart race.
- I’m worried about being away from work for so long.
- The ratio of boob to baby-head in breastfeeding videos freaks me out.